For those curious about what I was typing during the review, here is a verbatim transcript:
"Hello. This is how loud my keyboard is. You all be jelly of this mad typing noise. Damn that click is so clackety you don't even know. Seriously it's so great. You all wish you had one of these things in your room, to help you sleep. Come at me, poorfags, you'll never have this nice of a keyboard and you know it. 1986 represent baby. Whooooooo. Anyways, done rambling, and time is almost up. I hope you enjoyed today's review. Good evening, folks."